- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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