- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

800 people died last year. end of story

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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