Cripples are lame.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What do black people eat? Food.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...