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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Anti Joke

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