Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What is 9+10? 19

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Justin with a hat.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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