A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Women deserve equal rights.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

SUCK MY NUTS

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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