my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Anti Joke

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