- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A Pakistani news reader.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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