What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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