who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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