What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Joesph Triphook.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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alert("Hello");

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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autsim

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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