- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Face Hunter is scum

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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