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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Long joke Your such a downey

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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