Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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