What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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women's rights

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Hail Heetluh

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Anti Joke

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