-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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You bumder!

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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