I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Tilt your screen back

what goes boo a sock

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

knock,knock you suck

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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