- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

An Aisian failed a test

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Racial Equality

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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