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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Invisible Children Foundation.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

haha black people :D

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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