What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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