Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Major League Soccer

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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