- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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