Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What? Yes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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