- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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