- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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