- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

womens rights.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

This isn't funny.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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