your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Loperson

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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