A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Santa isn't real

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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