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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't february march Because april may

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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