Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

I am a mime

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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