- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Take wrong turns

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

... Chan chan

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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