- Anti Joke

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You having friends.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller