- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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