- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

A seal walks into a club.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

CHORGLUND

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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