- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

why did sally drown cause she was black

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

I like school Said no one ever.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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