- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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