How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Justin Bieber

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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