- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

I have suicidal thoughts

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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