- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are indigo

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Actually it was me Josh brown

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Knock knock. Get out!!

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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