What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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