Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

my wife out of the kitchen

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

flavin's head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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