why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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dyslexic's Untie

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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