- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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