the lemon was sweet.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

identical jokes get different votes.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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