What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

where is the world?

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

dyslexic's Untie

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

wanna here a joke? you.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Half life 3 confirmed

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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