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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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