- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

I have suicidal thoughts

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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