- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Justin with a hat.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

womens rights

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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