- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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