- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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