- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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