Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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