When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Thats what she said

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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