Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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