A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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black people

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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