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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

2 black kids walk into school

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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