What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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roy g biv

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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the bible

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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are u black unlucky

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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