- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Asian women drivers...

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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