A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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