How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What is 9+10? 19

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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