- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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