- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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