- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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