- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

The queen having a shit

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

anus

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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