Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Girls Lacrosse.

No soap radio

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Whats worse than suicide? death

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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