- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

David Cameron

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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