so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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what goes boo a sock

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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