- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Justin with a hat.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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