- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

whats up and also down? your mum

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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