Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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You having friends.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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This is a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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