- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

c-? men, C-men

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Moral

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Whats worse than suicide? death

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Hitler and Jews become friends.

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