- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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