You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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