Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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what has genitial warts? me

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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