- Anti Joke

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Terry has ebola

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim