- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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