What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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