- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Irish sobriety

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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