Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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