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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

A women in the kitchen.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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