- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

UN

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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