- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Tilt your screen back .

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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