- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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