1+1=2

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

poopy is poopy

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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