Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Bark I'm a tree

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

9/11 my birthday

have safe sex

whats brown and booky a book.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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