- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

The game.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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