- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie