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People Eating Tasty Animals

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Moral

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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