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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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