Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Continents are large islands.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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