- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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