Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Amazing

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

what's black? a lot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

no rasist joks

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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