Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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