there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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My name is Jeff

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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