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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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