How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Get it? More.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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