Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Heskey time.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Knock, Knock ...

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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