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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Emily Walker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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