- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the fish say after he

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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