- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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