- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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