What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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