Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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