A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

so how about that irline food

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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