Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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I have aids

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Thats what she said

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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