- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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