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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Pianos.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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