Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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roses are red violets are blue

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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