- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Knock Knock. Come in.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

A train poops its pants.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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