Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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