Alchohol.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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