Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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I will create more jobs for americans

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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anus

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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