Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

why did the man die? he had cancer

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Womens rights.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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