What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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