How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Penis

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Rylan Clark

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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