A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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