Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

I'm Batman.

Sex vagina. lol.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

why do asprins work? Because they're white

A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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