- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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