- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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