Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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alert('The Game')

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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CHORGLUND

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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