The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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go F*** yourself

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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you gay?

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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