What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

wael.. nuff said

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Today is March 22.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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