- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

i just wrote this so hard

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