Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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