yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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alert('The Game')

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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