Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Lindsay Lohan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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