- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

did you stub your toe?

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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