What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What's two plus two? Window

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Womens rights

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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