- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's two plus two? Window

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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