Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Canadians

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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You have friends

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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robin, get in the car.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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