- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

XD Jackass.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??