Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Your face

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Girls soccer

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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