Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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