- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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