Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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you suck

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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A storm be brewin!

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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