Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Anti Joke

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