- Anti Joke

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!